Re: Omegle – Page six – Loungin – Forum – Neoseeker Forums
Omegle
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You: you have won!
You: click here to redeem
Stranger: i know
You: you have received virus thanks for your continued support
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- Kaiba
- Aug 1, nine at Five:42pm
- 7
Stranger: no hook-up
You: erectile disfunction?
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- Pink Zeebrah
- Aug 1, nine at 7:14pm
You: Hitler Chicken!
You: He’s got a gun duck!
You: or you’ll be killed!
Stranger: srs ive got ip location finder.
Stranger: stop that or i will found you.
You: OMG he killed my parents. NOOOOOO
You: now he’s coming after me!
You: takes cover behind you
Stranger: Then why you are on computer?
You: *He shoots you with gun duck*
You: *the light fades*
You: goodbye friend
You have disconnected
Stranger: yeah the thickest jackass of all time
Stranger: its you
Stranger: haha im joking
You: I like smilies do you?
Stranger: r u a kid
You: yeah just in forty five year old figure
You: I know I can buy alkihol
Stranger: seriuosly how old are you?
Stranger: dont lie
You: forty six indeed but forty five such a rounded number
You: and if i say im forty five it doesn’t creep the kiddies out as much as 46
Stranger: no your not
You: how old are you?
You: JESUS IS HERE. OMG THE APOCOLYSE!
Stranger: jesus ?are you ?
You: its Jesusu the ultimate form of christ
You: one of my breasts is a toaster =D
Stranger: hot lady?
Stranger: where are you from
You: no horny apostel from israel
Stranger: you are a good doll
Stranger: i’m a stud
You: you are not fit for mating withs jesusu the ultimate form of christ goodbye!
- Kaiba
- Aug 1, nine at Ten:56pm
- 7
Stranger: watchin movie
Stranger: m or f ?
Your conversational playmate has disconnected.
- TruTrey
- Aug 1, nine at 11:58pm
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Stranger: QUICK DUCK! FLYING PENGUINS!!
You: dont leave me behind.
Stranger: *throws gun*
You: BAM BAM *reloads*
You: *click click*
You: shit throw me a mag!
Stranger: *grabs granade*
You: im outta ammo!
Stranger: *throws mag*
Stranger: There gaining on us!
You: *bleep* *bleep* theres too many of them!
You: Get in the seven Eleven!
Stranger: Quick into this building!
Stranger: Ya that one!
Stranger: I want a slurpy now
You: *catches breath*
You: *licks beef jerky*
Stranger: Few that was a close one
You: theres no where we r gonna sustain this.
You: theres just. *sniff* too many of them
Stranger: Dont worry I ahve back up mooses on the way they will get us out of this
Stranger: *pats on back*
You: well where the hell are they!?
Stranger: dont worry
You: im startin to scare!
You: i need my inhaler *gasps*
Stranger: Almost here. *crack* we are almost there, dont scare *out*
Stranger: *palms inhaler*
You: ohhhh thank you
Stranger: They are here!
You: Shit lets rail!
You: *hops on moos*
Stranger: *hops on moose and falls off*
Stranger: arg stupid slipery moose!
Stranger: Its ok go without me!
Stranger: I be right behind you!
You: no man gets left behind!
You: *grabs onto my moose*
Stranger: Thanks! *gets on moose*
Stranger: RUN MOOSE!
You: shit their gainin on us!
Stranger: *shoots penguins*
You: whats the scanner say about their power level!?
Stranger: *BAM BAM!*
Stranger: Geting lower! I think we can keep them off!
You: *explosions everwhere*
You: alright keep shootin at those *bleep*in birds!
Stranger: *slow maneuverability penguin pursuing moose pursue*
You: we’re not goin down without a fight
Stranger: Im shooting!
You: ahhahah duck tree!
You: shit it got me!
Stranger: *falls off* STUPID TREE!
Stranger: Ok we are in the forest
Stranger: they cant get you here!
You: alright we need to reest and set up a camp
Stranger: Tree force field
Stranger: Ya I think thats a good idea
You: We need food, water, shelter, fruit roll ups!
Stranger: Mm I grabed some of those in the store!
You: *catches breath*
You: rips open fruit roll ups
Stranger: *drinks some water* *pats moose*
You: *om nom nom nom*
Stranger: mmm mitt me a strawberry
You: alright, we leave at dawn
You: for now. we rest *dramatic face*
Stranger: Ok! But maybe we should just wait for some one else to get them off?
Stranger: We are safe here..
You: Alright i agree
Stranger: Ok good I will call all the local bear cops
You: i want you to have this
You: *mitts knife*
You: belonged to ur grandfather.
You: he was a good man.
Stranger: You. knew my grandfather?
You: *sad music plays*
You: i was in ‘Nam with him.
You: he just. he just couldnt make it.
You: look if we dont make it outta here alive. i just want you to know
Stranger: *sniff* He was always so kind. *
You: i love you like the son i never had
You: your a soldier
You: your not goin down without a fight
You: understand? *sniff sniff*
You: *pats on back*
Stranger: Yes, I promis, I will get out of here! For grandfather! and. SPARTA!
You: Thats my boy.
You: Lets take a blood oath
You: Cut ur right forearm and pour the blood into this cup.
You: *cuts arm* ur turn.
Stranger: *cuts right mitt*
You: The forest will guide us
You: but we must leave the mooses behind
Stranger: Aw but I love the moose :/
You: they will make it on their own journey
You: but for now, us and the moose must part ways
Stranger: I LOVED YOU MOOSE!
You: *hugs* dont sob son
You: dont you *bleep*in sob!
You: *commences to sob*
Stranger: *wioes rip*
You: dont worry about them
You: they will be fine
Stranger: Good. some day we will meat again
You: I promise son we will
You: Now did u bring the antidote?
Stranger: Yes I did *looks in bag*
You: thanks we r gonna need this if we ever make it to the Penguin Cave
Stranger: Do you know how to get there?
You: like i said son.
You: The Forest will guide us.
You: now lest head out grab ur things
Stranger: *packs up bags*
You: *bleep* *bleep*.
You: how did the penguins find us.
You: *grabs Machete*
You: i dont know son!
Stranger: *grabs bow*
You: grab ur bow!
Stranger: *starts shooting penguins*
You: letsd fight these bastards!
You: *dramaticle music*
You: *slash slash*
You: shit it got my gam!
Stranger: Shoots penguin
You: *falls to the ground*
You: i dont think i can go on =[
You: *sniff sniff*
You: here take this
Stranger: You have to! Get on my back!! We will get through this!!
You: son you can do
You: anything u put ur mind to
Stranger: D: NO! Dont go! Pease!
You: *coughs up blood*
Stranger: I need you! How will I. ever. No!
You: the agony is just too unbearable
Stranger: here let me help!
You: put me outta my misery
You: i cant go on
Stranger: *puts magic crazy glue on the woond*
Stranger: This will help it I know!
You: Its too late
You: the infection is already sreading
Stranger: Please dont leave me! *crys*
You: I think im turning into one of them!
You: son you have to kill me!
You: god damnit son
Stranger: *sobs* I promiss I will kill every penguin
You: hurry before its too late! *dramatic music*
Stranger: I will never leave behind you!
You: that you wont give up
Stranger: I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!
You: stop those bastards! for me and ur grandad
You: *coughs up more blood*
Stranger: I wil kill ever god damn penuin for you. and for grandpa!!
You: i love you son
Stranger: *sobs* I love you too!
You: Gahhhhhhh. *commences turning into penguin*
Stranger: *backs away leisurely*
Stranger: *raises bow*
You: guah. gaahhhh . *dies*
Stranger: *fades out to black*
You: *SPIRT VOICE SPEAKS*
You: USE THE POTION.
Stranger: The potion!
You: ON THE CAVE
Stranger: WHy didnt think of that!?
You: Its too late for me sone
You: take the potion and drink half of it
You: then use the other half on the king penguin.
Stranger: *gulps down half the potion*
Stranger: Ok I will
You: Good luck son, may the forest guide u on ur quest
Stranger: Thank you! Goodbye!
You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: USE THUNDRBOLT!
Stranger: USE FIRE BLAST
You: Metal TAIL PIKACHU
Stranger: I HAVE YOU NOW!
Stranger: FLY HIGH CHARZARD
Stranger: MEGGA Jam!
You: PIKACHIU IS DEAD
Stranger: AS THE DUST Embarks TO Lodge
You: THIS IS NOT OVER
Stranger: Come back CHARZARD
Stranger: GO BLASTOCIS
You: USE TACKLE ATTACK
Stranger: BLASTOICS US WATER PUMP
You: IT’S SUPER AFFECTIVE.
You: USE BITE ATTACK CUBONE’
Stranger: (GET OFF)
Stranger: BLASTOICS USE SPINING SHELL
You: CUBONE BLACKED OUT
Stranger: THANKS YOU THANK YOU
You: YOU ARE TRULY AWESOME
Stranger: JOGGING UP TO THE OTHER TRAINER
Stranger: YOU NOT BAD YOURSELF
You: I WILL BE BACK
Stranger: GOOD LUCK TRAINNING
You: WITH BETTER POKEMANS
Stranger: ILL BE READY
Stranger: AND WAITING
You: NEXT TIME I WILL NOT LOSE
- Kaiba
- Aug Two, nine at 1:55am
- 7
Stranger: I want to *bleep*in die thats whats up
You: Does that mean you’ll send me all of your money and valuable possessions?
You: Observing as you won’t be needing them
You: cause you’ll be dead
Stranger: i dont have anything now
You: you seem to have a computer
Stranger: this my brother’s
You: send it over
Stranger: his *bleep*in14 and has a computer
You: SEND IT OVER
Stranger: i am seventeen and don’t even have a phone
You: SEND ME THE *bleep*ING COMPUTER NAO
Stranger: what your address i gravely will cus i hate the lil bastard
You: You’ll do it?
Stranger: ya it actully a laptop a hp
You: What else does he have?
Stranger: want the charger too
You: How about that phone?
You: Send that too
Stranger: he has a psp
Stranger: no phone
You: I already have a psp and an hp laptop
Stranger: psp, a ds, and like maybe two hundred dollers
You: sell that junk and send it
You: send me the money
Stranger: no he got like four hundred fifty now cus yesterday was his b-day
Stranger: and everybody loves him
You: Is his name Raymond?
You: Are you Robert?
Stranger: no 0.o who they
You: Everybody Loves Raymond
You: therefore your brother must be Raymond
Stranger: 0.o his name is james and mine is cody
You: PO Box one million seven hundred sixty two thousand thirty five by the way
Stranger: did you want the computer?
You: What does "sell the junk" mean to you?
Stranger: you truly think i can sell it take the money send it to you then kill my self?
Stranger: i not superman
You: I had no idea
You: normal people can do it to
You: it’s called ebay
Stranger: listen you want the four hundred fifty or not?
You: wtf? Are you paying attention or what?
You: I WANT MORE THAN 450
You: THAT’S WHY I TOLD YOU TO SELL YOUR BROTHER’S SHIT
Stranger: dude you are pathtic attempting to make me sell his sell, send you cash, then kill myself, and your not even being nice about it. ROT IN HELL YOU STINGY MOTHER*bleep*ER
Your conversational playmate has disconnected.
Re: Omegle – Page six – Loungin – Forum – Neoseeker Forums
Omegle
Connecting to server.
You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: you have won!
You: click here to redeem
Stranger: i know
You: you have received virus thanks for your continued support
Your conversational playmate has disconnected.
- Kaiba
- Aug 1, nine at Five:42pm
- 7
Stranger: no lovemaking
You: erectile disfunction?
Your conversational playmate has disconnected.
- Pink Zeebrah
- Aug 1, nine at 7:14pm
You: Hitler Chicken!
You: He’s got a gun duck!
You: or you’ll be killed!
Stranger: srs ive got ip location finder.
Stranger: stop that or i will found you.
You: OMG he killed my parents. NOOOOOO
You: now he’s coming after me!
You: takes cover behind you
Stranger: Then why you are on computer?
You: *He shoots you with gun duck*
You: *the light fades*
You: goodbye friend
You have disconnected
Stranger: yeah the largest jackass of all time
Stranger: its you
Stranger: haha im joking
You: I like smilies do you?
Stranger: r u a kid
You: yeah just in forty five year old figure
You: I know I can buy alkihol
Stranger: seriuosly how old are you?
Stranger: dont lie
You: forty six indeed but forty five such a rounded number
You: and if i say im forty five it doesn’t creep the kiddies out as much as 46
Stranger: no your not
You: how old are you?
You: JESUS IS HERE. OMG THE APOCOLYSE!
Stranger: jesus ?are you ?
You: its Jesusu the ultimate form of christ
You: one of my breasts is a toaster =D
Stranger: hot female?
Stranger: where are you from
You: no horny apostel from israel
Stranger: you are a good female
Stranger: i’m a man
You: you are not fit for mating withs jesusu the ultimate form of christ goodbye!
- Kaiba
- Aug 1, nine at Ten:56pm
- 7
Stranger: watchin movie
Stranger: m or f ?
Your conversational fucking partner has disconnected.
- TruTrey
- Aug 1, nine at 11:58pm
Connecting to server.
Looking for someone you can talk with. Dangle on.
You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: QUICK DUCK! FLYING PENGUINS!!
You: dont leave me behind.
Stranger: *throws gun*
You: BAM BAM *reloads*
You: *click click*
You: shit throw me a mag!
Stranger: *grabs granade*
You: im outta ammo!
Stranger: *throws mag*
Stranger: There gaining on us!
You: *bleep* *bleep* theres too many of them!
You: Get in the seven Eleven!
Stranger: Quick into this building!
Stranger: Ya that one!
Stranger: I want a slurpy now
You: *catches breath*
You: *licks beef jerky*
Stranger: Few that was a close one
You: theres no where we r gonna sustain this.
You: theres just. *sniff* too many of them
Stranger: Dont worry I ahve back up mooses on the way they will get us out of this
Stranger: *pats on back*
You: well where the hell are they!?
Stranger: dont worry
You: im startin to scare!
You: i need my inhaler *gasps*
Stranger: Almost here. *crack* we are almost there, dont fright *out*
Stranger: *arms inhaler*
You: ohhhh thank you
Stranger: They are here!
You: Shit lets rail!
You: *hops on moos*
Stranger: *hops on moose and falls off*
Stranger: arg stupid slipery moose!
Stranger: Its ok go without me!
Stranger: I be right behind you!
You: no man gets left behind!
You: *grabs onto my moose*
Stranger: Thanks! *gets on moose*
Stranger: RUN MOOSE!
You: shit their gainin on us!
Stranger: *shoots penguins*
You: whats the scanner say about their power level!?
Stranger: *BAM BAM!*
Stranger: Geting lower! I think we can keep them off!
You: *explosions everwhere*
You: alright keep shootin at those *bleep*in birds!
Stranger: *slow movability penguin pursuing moose pursue*
You: we’re not goin down without a fight
Stranger: Im shooting!
You: ahhahah duck tree!
You: shit it got me!
Stranger: *falls off* STUPID TREE!
Stranger: Ok we are in the forest
Stranger: they cant get you here!
You: alright we need to reest and set up a camp
Stranger: Tree force field
Stranger: Ya I think thats a good idea
You: We need food, water, shelter, fruit roll ups!
Stranger: Mm I grabed some of those in the store!
You: *catches breath*
You: rips open fruit roll ups
Stranger: *drinks some water* *pats moose*
You: *om nom nom nom*
Stranger: mmm mitt me a strawberry
You: alright, we leave at dawn
You: for now. we rest *dramatic face*
Stranger: Ok! But maybe we should just wait for some one else to get them off?
Stranger: We are safe here..
You: Alright i agree
Stranger: Ok good I will call all the local bear cops
You: i want you to have this
You: *palms knife*
You: belonged to ur grandfather.
You: he was a good man.
Stranger: You. knew my grandfather?
You: *sad music plays*
You: i was in ‘Nam with him.
You: he just. he just couldnt make it.
You: look if we dont make it outta here alive. i just want you to know
Stranger: *sniff* He was always so kind. *
You: i love you like the son i never had
You: your a soldier
You: your not goin down without a fight
You: understand? *sniff sniff*
You: *pats on back*
Stranger: Yes, I promis, I will get out of here! For grandfather! and. SPARTA!
You: Thats my boy.
You: Lets take a blood oath
You: Cut ur right palm and pour the blood into this cup.
You: *cuts arm* ur turn.
Stranger: *cuts right palm*
You: The forest will guide us
You: but we must leave the mooses behind
Stranger: Aw but I love the moose :/
You: they will make it on their own journey
You: but for now, us and the moose must part ways
Stranger: I LOVED YOU MOOSE!
You: *hugs* dont sob son
You: dont you *bleep*in sob!
You: *starts to sob*
Stranger: *wioes rip*
You: dont worry about them
You: they will be fine
Stranger: Good. some day we will meat again
You: I promise son we will
You: Now did u bring the antidote?
Stranger: Yes I did *looks in bag*
You: thanks we r gonna need this if we ever make it to the Penguin Cave
Stranger: Do you know how to get there?
You: like i said son.
You: The Forest will guide us.
You: now lest head out grab ur things
Stranger: *packs up bags*
You: *bleep* *bleep*.
You: how did the penguins find us.
You: *grabs Machete*
You: i dont know son!
Stranger: *grabs bow*
You: grab ur bow!
Stranger: *starts shooting penguins*
You: letsd fight these bastards!
You: *dramaticle music*
You: *slash slash*
You: shit it got my gam!
Stranger: Shoots penguin
You: *falls to the ground*
You: i dont think i can go on =[
You: *sniff sniff*
You: here take this
Stranger: You have to! Get on my back!! We will get through this!!
You: son you can do
You: anything u put ur mind to
Stranger: D: NO! Dont go! Pease!
You: *coughs up blood*
Stranger: I need you! How will I. ever. No!
You: the anguish is just too unbearable
Stranger: here let me help!
You: put me outta my misery
You: i cant go on
Stranger: *puts magic crazy glue on the woond*
Stranger: This will help it I know!
You: Its too late
You: the infection is already sreading
Stranger: Please dont leave me! *crys*
You: I think im turning into one of them!
You: son you have to kill me!
You: god damnit son
Stranger: *sobs* I promiss I will kill every penguin
You: hurry before its too late! *dramatic music*
Stranger: I will never leave behind you!
You: that you wont give up
Stranger: I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!
You: stop those bastards! for me and ur grandad
You: *coughs up more blood*
Stranger: I wil kill ever god damn penuin for you. and for grandpa!!
You: i love you son
Stranger: *sobs* I love you too!
You: Gahhhhhhh. *starts turning into penguin*
Stranger: *backs away leisurely*
Stranger: *raises bow*
You: guah. gaahhhh . *dies*
Stranger: *fades out to black*
You: *SPIRT VOICE SPEAKS*
You: USE THE POTION.
Stranger: The potion!
You: ON THE CAVE
Stranger: WHy didnt think of that!?
You: Its too late for me sone
You: take the potion and drink half of it
You: then use the other half on the king penguin.
Stranger: *gulps down half the potion*
Stranger: Ok I will
You: Good luck son, may the forest guide u on ur quest
Stranger: Thank you! Goodbye!
You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: USE THUNDRBOLT!
Stranger: USE FIRE BLAST
You: Metal TAIL PIKACHU
Stranger: I HAVE YOU NOW!
Stranger: FLY HIGH CHARZARD
Stranger: MEGGA Ram!
You: PIKACHIU IS DEAD
Stranger: AS THE DUST Commences TO Lodge
You: THIS IS NOT OVER
Stranger: Comeback CHARZARD
Stranger: GO BLASTOCIS
You: USE TACKLE ATTACK
Stranger: BLASTOICS US WATER PUMP
You: IT’S SUPER AFFECTIVE.
You: USE BITE ATTACK CUBONE’
Stranger: (GET OFF)
Stranger: BLASTOICS USE SPINING SHELL
You: CUBONE BLACKED OUT
Stranger: THANKS YOU THANK YOU
You: YOU ARE TRULY AWESOME
Stranger: JOGGING UP TO THE OTHER TRAINER
Stranger: YOU NOT BAD YOURSELF
You: I WILL BE BACK
Stranger: GOOD LUCK TRAINNING
You: WITH BETTER POKEMANS
Stranger: ILL BE READY
Stranger: AND WAITING
You: NEXT TIME I WILL NOT LOSE
- Kaiba
- Aug Two, nine at 1:55am
- 7
Stranger: I want to *bleep*in die thats whats up
You: Does that mean you’ll send me all of your money and valuable possessions?
You: Eyeing as you won’t be needing them
You: cause you’ll be dead
Stranger: i dont have anything now
You: you seem to have a computer
Stranger: this my brother’s
You: send it over
Stranger: his *bleep*in14 and has a computer
You: SEND IT OVER
Stranger: i am seventeen and don’t even have a phone
You: SEND ME THE *bleep*ING COMPUTER NAO
Stranger: what your address i earnestly will cus i hate the lil bastard
You: You’ll do it?
Stranger: ya it actully a laptop a hp
You: What else does he have?
Stranger: want the charger too
You: How about that phone?
You: Send that too
Stranger: he has a psp
Stranger: no phone
You: I already have a psp and an hp laptop
Stranger: psp, a ds, and like maybe two hundred dollers
You: sell that junk and send it
You: send me the money
Stranger: no he got like four hundred fifty now cus yesterday was his b-day
Stranger: and everybody loves him
You: Is his name Raymond?
You: Are you Robert?
Stranger: no 0.o who they
You: Everybody Loves Raymond
You: therefore your brother must be Raymond
Stranger: 0.o his name is james and mine is cody
You: PO Box one million seven hundred sixty two thousand thirty five by the way
Stranger: did you want the computer?
You: What does "sell the junk" mean to you?
Stranger: you indeed think i can sell it take the money send it to you then kill my self?
Stranger: i not superman
You: I had no idea
You: normal people can do it to
You: it’s called ebay
Stranger: listen you want the four hundred fifty or not?
You: wtf? Are you paying attention or what?
You: I WANT MORE THAN 450
You: THAT’S WHY I TOLD YOU TO SELL YOUR BROTHER’S SHIT
Stranger: dude you are pathtic attempting to make me sell his sell, send you cash, then kill myself, and your not even being nice about it. ROT IN HELL YOU STINGY MOTHER*bleep*ER
Your conversational fucking partner has disconnected.