Re: Omegle – Page six – Loungin – Forum – Neoseeker Forums

Omegle

Connecting to server.

You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: you have won!

You: click here to redeem

Stranger: i know

You: you have received virus thanks for your continued support

Your conversational fucking partner has disconnected.

  • Kaiba
  • Aug 1, nine at Five:42pm
  • 7

Stranger: no hook-up

You: erectile disfunction?

Your conversational fucking partner has disconnected.

  • Pink Zeebrah
  • Aug 1, nine at 7:14pm

You: Hitler Chicken!

You: He’s got a gun duck!

You: or you’ll be killed!

Stranger: srs ive got ip location finder.

Stranger: stop that or i will found you.

You: OMG he killed my parents. NOOOOOO

You: now he’s coming after me!

You: takes cover behind you

Stranger: Then why you are on computer?

You: *He shoots you with gun duck*

You: *the light fades*

You: goodbye friend

You have disconnected

Stranger: yeah the thickest jackass of all time

Stranger: its you

Stranger: haha im joking

You: I like smilies do you?

Stranger: r u a kid

You: yeah just in forty five year old figure

You: I know I can buy alkihol

Stranger: seriuosly how old are you?

Stranger: dont lie

You: forty six indeed but forty five such a rounded number

You: and if i say im forty five it doesn’t creep the kiddies out as much as 46

Stranger: no your not

You: how old are you?

You: JESUS IS HERE. OMG THE APOCOLYSE!

Stranger: jesus ?are you ?

You: its Jesusu the ultimate form of christ

You: one of my breasts is a toaster =D

Stranger: hot lady?

Stranger: where are you from

You: no horny apostel from israel

Stranger: you are a good doll

Stranger: i’m a stud

You: you are not fit for mating withs jesusu the ultimate form of christ goodbye!

  • Kaiba
  • Aug 1, nine at Ten:56pm
  • 7

Stranger: watchin movie

Stranger: m or f ?

Your conversational playmate has disconnected.

  • TruTrey
  • Aug 1, nine at 11:58pm

Connecting to server.

Looking for someone you can talk with. Suspend on.

You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: QUICK DUCK! FLYING PENGUINS!!

You: dont leave me behind.

Stranger: *throws gun*

You: BAM BAM *reloads*

You: *click click*

You: shit throw me a mag!

Stranger: *grabs granade*

You: im outta ammo!

Stranger: *throws mag*

Stranger: There gaining on us!

You: *bleep* *bleep* theres too many of them!

You: Get in the seven Eleven!

Stranger: Quick into this building!

Stranger: Ya that one!

Stranger: I want a slurpy now

You: *catches breath*

You: *licks beef jerky*

Stranger: Few that was a close one

You: theres no where we r gonna sustain this.

You: theres just. *sniff* too many of them

Stranger: Dont worry I ahve back up mooses on the way they will get us out of this

Stranger: *pats on back*

You: well where the hell are they!?

Stranger: dont worry

You: im startin to scare!

You: i need my inhaler *gasps*

Stranger: Almost here. *crack* we are almost there, dont scare *out*

Stranger: *palms inhaler*

You: ohhhh thank you

Stranger: They are here!

You: Shit lets rail!

You: *hops on moos*

Stranger: *hops on moose and falls off*

Stranger: arg stupid slipery moose!

Stranger: Its ok go without me!

Stranger: I be right behind you!

You: no man gets left behind!

You: *grabs onto my moose*

Stranger: Thanks! *gets on moose*

Stranger: RUN MOOSE!

You: shit their gainin on us!

Stranger: *shoots penguins*

You: whats the scanner say about their power level!?

Stranger: *BAM BAM!*

Stranger: Geting lower! I think we can keep them off!

You: *explosions everwhere*

You: alright keep shootin at those *bleep*in birds!

Stranger: *slow maneuverability penguin pursuing moose pursue*

You: we’re not goin down without a fight

Stranger: Im shooting!

You: ahhahah duck tree!

You: shit it got me!

Stranger: *falls off* STUPID TREE!

Stranger: Ok we are in the forest

Stranger: they cant get you here!

You: alright we need to reest and set up a camp

Stranger: Tree force field

Stranger: Ya I think thats a good idea

You: We need food, water, shelter, fruit roll ups!

Stranger: Mm I grabed some of those in the store!

You: *catches breath*

You: rips open fruit roll ups

Stranger: *drinks some water* *pats moose*

You: *om nom nom nom*

Stranger: mmm mitt me a strawberry

You: alright, we leave at dawn

You: for now. we rest *dramatic face*

Stranger: Ok! But maybe we should just wait for some one else to get them off?

Stranger: We are safe here..

You: Alright i agree

Stranger: Ok good I will call all the local bear cops

You: i want you to have this

You: *mitts knife*

You: belonged to ur grandfather.

You: he was a good man.

Stranger: You. knew my grandfather?

You: *sad music plays*

You: i was in ‘Nam with him.

You: he just. he just couldnt make it.

You: look if we dont make it outta here alive. i just want you to know

Stranger: *sniff* He was always so kind. *

You: i love you like the son i never had

You: your a soldier

You: your not goin down without a fight

You: understand? *sniff sniff*

You: *pats on back*

Stranger: Yes, I promis, I will get out of here! For grandfather! and. SPARTA!

You: Thats my boy.

You: Lets take a blood oath

You: Cut ur right forearm and pour the blood into this cup.

You: *cuts arm* ur turn.

Stranger: *cuts right mitt*

You: The forest will guide us

You: but we must leave the mooses behind

Stranger: Aw but I love the moose :/

You: they will make it on their own journey

You: but for now, us and the moose must part ways

Stranger: I LOVED YOU MOOSE!

You: *hugs* dont sob son

You: dont you *bleep*in sob!

You: *commences to sob*

Stranger: *wioes rip*

You: dont worry about them

You: they will be fine

Stranger: Good. some day we will meat again

You: I promise son we will

You: Now did u bring the antidote?

Stranger: Yes I did *looks in bag*

You: thanks we r gonna need this if we ever make it to the Penguin Cave

Stranger: Do you know how to get there?

You: like i said son.

You: The Forest will guide us.

You: now lest head out grab ur things

Stranger: *packs up bags*

You: *bleep* *bleep*.

You: how did the penguins find us.

You: *grabs Machete*

You: i dont know son!

Stranger: *grabs bow*

You: grab ur bow!

Stranger: *starts shooting penguins*

You: letsd fight these bastards!

You: *dramaticle music*

You: *slash slash*

You: shit it got my gam!

Stranger: Shoots penguin

You: *falls to the ground*

You: i dont think i can go on =[

You: *sniff sniff*

You: here take this

Stranger: You have to! Get on my back!! We will get through this!!

You: son you can do

You: anything u put ur mind to

Stranger: D: NO! Dont go! Pease!

You: *coughs up blood*

Stranger: I need you! How will I. ever. No!

You: the agony is just too unbearable

Stranger: here let me help!

You: put me outta my misery

You: i cant go on

Stranger: *puts magic crazy glue on the woond*

Stranger: This will help it I know!

You: Its too late

You: the infection is already sreading

Stranger: Please dont leave me! *crys*

You: I think im turning into one of them!

You: son you have to kill me!

You: god damnit son

Stranger: *sobs* I promiss I will kill every penguin

You: hurry before its too late! *dramatic music*

Stranger: I will never leave behind you!

You: that you wont give up

Stranger: I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!

You: stop those bastards! for me and ur grandad

You: *coughs up more blood*

Stranger: I wil kill ever god damn penuin for you. and for grandpa!!

You: i love you son

Stranger: *sobs* I love you too!

You: Gahhhhhhh. *commences turning into penguin*

Stranger: *backs away leisurely*

Stranger: *raises bow*

You: guah. gaahhhh . *dies*

Stranger: *fades out to black*

You: *SPIRT VOICE SPEAKS*

You: USE THE POTION.

Stranger: The potion!

You: ON THE CAVE

Stranger: WHy didnt think of that!?

You: Its too late for me sone

You: take the potion and drink half of it

You: then use the other half on the king penguin.

Stranger: *gulps down half the potion*

Stranger: Ok I will

You: Good luck son, may the forest guide u on ur quest

Stranger: Thank you! Goodbye!

You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: USE THUNDRBOLT!

Stranger: USE FIRE BLAST

You: Metal TAIL PIKACHU

Stranger: I HAVE YOU NOW!

Stranger: FLY HIGH CHARZARD

Stranger: MEGGA Jam!

You: PIKACHIU IS DEAD

Stranger: AS THE DUST Embarks TO Lodge

You: THIS IS NOT OVER

Stranger: Come back CHARZARD

Stranger: GO BLASTOCIS

You: USE TACKLE ATTACK

Stranger: BLASTOICS US WATER PUMP

You: IT’S SUPER AFFECTIVE.

You: USE BITE ATTACK CUBONE’

Stranger: (GET OFF)

Stranger: BLASTOICS USE SPINING SHELL

You: CUBONE BLACKED OUT

Stranger: THANKS YOU THANK YOU

You: YOU ARE TRULY AWESOME

Stranger: JOGGING UP TO THE OTHER TRAINER

Stranger: YOU NOT BAD YOURSELF

You: I WILL BE BACK

Stranger: GOOD LUCK TRAINNING

You: WITH BETTER POKEMANS

Stranger: ILL BE READY

Stranger: AND WAITING

You: NEXT TIME I WILL NOT LOSE

  • Kaiba
  • Aug Two, nine at 1:55am
  • 7

Stranger: I want to *bleep*in die thats whats up

You: Does that mean you’ll send me all of your money and valuable possessions?

You: Observing as you won’t be needing them

You: cause you’ll be dead

Stranger: i dont have anything now

You: you seem to have a computer

Stranger: this my brother’s

You: send it over

Stranger: his *bleep*in14 and has a computer

You: SEND IT OVER

Stranger: i am seventeen and don’t even have a phone

You: SEND ME THE *bleep*ING COMPUTER NAO

Stranger: what your address i gravely will cus i hate the lil bastard

You: You’ll do it?

Stranger: ya it actully a laptop a hp

You: What else does he have?

Stranger: want the charger too

You: How about that phone?

You: Send that too

Stranger: he has a psp

Stranger: no phone

You: I already have a psp and an hp laptop

Stranger: psp, a ds, and like maybe two hundred dollers

You: sell that junk and send it

You: send me the money

Stranger: no he got like four hundred fifty now cus yesterday was his b-day

Stranger: and everybody loves him

You: Is his name Raymond?

You: Are you Robert?

Stranger: no 0.o who they

You: Everybody Loves Raymond

You: therefore your brother must be Raymond

Stranger: 0.o his name is james and mine is cody

You: PO Box one million seven hundred sixty two thousand thirty five by the way

Stranger: did you want the computer?

You: What does "sell the junk" mean to you?

Stranger: you truly think i can sell it take the money send it to you then kill my self?

Stranger: i not superman

You: I had no idea

You: normal people can do it to

You: it’s called ebay

Stranger: listen you want the four hundred fifty or not?

You: wtf? Are you paying attention or what?

You: I WANT MORE THAN 450

You: THAT’S WHY I TOLD YOU TO SELL YOUR BROTHER’S SHIT

Stranger: dude you are pathtic attempting to make me sell his sell, send you cash, then kill myself, and your not even being nice about it. ROT IN HELL YOU STINGY MOTHER*bleep*ER

Your conversational playmate has disconnected.

Re: Omegle – Page six – Loungin – Forum – Neoseeker Forums

Omegle

Connecting to server.

You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: you have won!

You: click here to redeem

Stranger: i know

You: you have received virus thanks for your continued support

Your conversational playmate has disconnected.

  • Kaiba
  • Aug 1, nine at Five:42pm
  • 7

Stranger: no lovemaking

You: erectile disfunction?

Your conversational playmate has disconnected.

  • Pink Zeebrah
  • Aug 1, nine at 7:14pm

You: Hitler Chicken!

You: He’s got a gun duck!

You: or you’ll be killed!

Stranger: srs ive got ip location finder.

Stranger: stop that or i will found you.

You: OMG he killed my parents. NOOOOOO

You: now he’s coming after me!

You: takes cover behind you

Stranger: Then why you are on computer?

You: *He shoots you with gun duck*

You: *the light fades*

You: goodbye friend

You have disconnected

Stranger: yeah the largest jackass of all time

Stranger: its you

Stranger: haha im joking

You: I like smilies do you?

Stranger: r u a kid

You: yeah just in forty five year old figure

You: I know I can buy alkihol

Stranger: seriuosly how old are you?

Stranger: dont lie

You: forty six indeed but forty five such a rounded number

You: and if i say im forty five it doesn’t creep the kiddies out as much as 46

Stranger: no your not

You: how old are you?

You: JESUS IS HERE. OMG THE APOCOLYSE!

Stranger: jesus ?are you ?

You: its Jesusu the ultimate form of christ

You: one of my breasts is a toaster =D

Stranger: hot female?

Stranger: where are you from

You: no horny apostel from israel

Stranger: you are a good female

Stranger: i’m a man

You: you are not fit for mating withs jesusu the ultimate form of christ goodbye!

  • Kaiba
  • Aug 1, nine at Ten:56pm
  • 7

Stranger: watchin movie

Stranger: m or f ?

Your conversational fucking partner has disconnected.

  • TruTrey
  • Aug 1, nine at 11:58pm

Connecting to server.

Looking for someone you can talk with. Dangle on.

You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: QUICK DUCK! FLYING PENGUINS!!

You: dont leave me behind.

Stranger: *throws gun*

You: BAM BAM *reloads*

You: *click click*

You: shit throw me a mag!

Stranger: *grabs granade*

You: im outta ammo!

Stranger: *throws mag*

Stranger: There gaining on us!

You: *bleep* *bleep* theres too many of them!

You: Get in the seven Eleven!

Stranger: Quick into this building!

Stranger: Ya that one!

Stranger: I want a slurpy now

You: *catches breath*

You: *licks beef jerky*

Stranger: Few that was a close one

You: theres no where we r gonna sustain this.

You: theres just. *sniff* too many of them

Stranger: Dont worry I ahve back up mooses on the way they will get us out of this

Stranger: *pats on back*

You: well where the hell are they!?

Stranger: dont worry

You: im startin to scare!

You: i need my inhaler *gasps*

Stranger: Almost here. *crack* we are almost there, dont fright *out*

Stranger: *arms inhaler*

You: ohhhh thank you

Stranger: They are here!

You: Shit lets rail!

You: *hops on moos*

Stranger: *hops on moose and falls off*

Stranger: arg stupid slipery moose!

Stranger: Its ok go without me!

Stranger: I be right behind you!

You: no man gets left behind!

You: *grabs onto my moose*

Stranger: Thanks! *gets on moose*

Stranger: RUN MOOSE!

You: shit their gainin on us!

Stranger: *shoots penguins*

You: whats the scanner say about their power level!?

Stranger: *BAM BAM!*

Stranger: Geting lower! I think we can keep them off!

You: *explosions everwhere*

You: alright keep shootin at those *bleep*in birds!

Stranger: *slow movability penguin pursuing moose pursue*

You: we’re not goin down without a fight

Stranger: Im shooting!

You: ahhahah duck tree!

You: shit it got me!

Stranger: *falls off* STUPID TREE!

Stranger: Ok we are in the forest

Stranger: they cant get you here!

You: alright we need to reest and set up a camp

Stranger: Tree force field

Stranger: Ya I think thats a good idea

You: We need food, water, shelter, fruit roll ups!

Stranger: Mm I grabed some of those in the store!

You: *catches breath*

You: rips open fruit roll ups

Stranger: *drinks some water* *pats moose*

You: *om nom nom nom*

Stranger: mmm mitt me a strawberry

You: alright, we leave at dawn

You: for now. we rest *dramatic face*

Stranger: Ok! But maybe we should just wait for some one else to get them off?

Stranger: We are safe here..

You: Alright i agree

Stranger: Ok good I will call all the local bear cops

You: i want you to have this

You: *palms knife*

You: belonged to ur grandfather.

You: he was a good man.

Stranger: You. knew my grandfather?

You: *sad music plays*

You: i was in ‘Nam with him.

You: he just. he just couldnt make it.

You: look if we dont make it outta here alive. i just want you to know

Stranger: *sniff* He was always so kind. *

You: i love you like the son i never had

You: your a soldier

You: your not goin down without a fight

You: understand? *sniff sniff*

You: *pats on back*

Stranger: Yes, I promis, I will get out of here! For grandfather! and. SPARTA!

You: Thats my boy.

You: Lets take a blood oath

You: Cut ur right palm and pour the blood into this cup.

You: *cuts arm* ur turn.

Stranger: *cuts right palm*

You: The forest will guide us

You: but we must leave the mooses behind

Stranger: Aw but I love the moose :/

You: they will make it on their own journey

You: but for now, us and the moose must part ways

Stranger: I LOVED YOU MOOSE!

You: *hugs* dont sob son

You: dont you *bleep*in sob!

You: *starts to sob*

Stranger: *wioes rip*

You: dont worry about them

You: they will be fine

Stranger: Good. some day we will meat again

You: I promise son we will

You: Now did u bring the antidote?

Stranger: Yes I did *looks in bag*

You: thanks we r gonna need this if we ever make it to the Penguin Cave

Stranger: Do you know how to get there?

You: like i said son.

You: The Forest will guide us.

You: now lest head out grab ur things

Stranger: *packs up bags*

You: *bleep* *bleep*.

You: how did the penguins find us.

You: *grabs Machete*

You: i dont know son!

Stranger: *grabs bow*

You: grab ur bow!

Stranger: *starts shooting penguins*

You: letsd fight these bastards!

You: *dramaticle music*

You: *slash slash*

You: shit it got my gam!

Stranger: Shoots penguin

You: *falls to the ground*

You: i dont think i can go on =[

You: *sniff sniff*

You: here take this

Stranger: You have to! Get on my back!! We will get through this!!

You: son you can do

You: anything u put ur mind to

Stranger: D: NO! Dont go! Pease!

You: *coughs up blood*

Stranger: I need you! How will I. ever. No!

You: the anguish is just too unbearable

Stranger: here let me help!

You: put me outta my misery

You: i cant go on

Stranger: *puts magic crazy glue on the woond*

Stranger: This will help it I know!

You: Its too late

You: the infection is already sreading

Stranger: Please dont leave me! *crys*

You: I think im turning into one of them!

You: son you have to kill me!

You: god damnit son

Stranger: *sobs* I promiss I will kill every penguin

You: hurry before its too late! *dramatic music*

Stranger: I will never leave behind you!

You: that you wont give up

Stranger: I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!

You: stop those bastards! for me and ur grandad

You: *coughs up more blood*

Stranger: I wil kill ever god damn penuin for you. and for grandpa!!

You: i love you son

Stranger: *sobs* I love you too!

You: Gahhhhhhh. *starts turning into penguin*

Stranger: *backs away leisurely*

Stranger: *raises bow*

You: guah. gaahhhh . *dies*

Stranger: *fades out to black*

You: *SPIRT VOICE SPEAKS*

You: USE THE POTION.

Stranger: The potion!

You: ON THE CAVE

Stranger: WHy didnt think of that!?

You: Its too late for me sone

You: take the potion and drink half of it

You: then use the other half on the king penguin.

Stranger: *gulps down half the potion*

Stranger: Ok I will

You: Good luck son, may the forest guide u on ur quest

Stranger: Thank you! Goodbye!

You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: USE THUNDRBOLT!

Stranger: USE FIRE BLAST

You: Metal TAIL PIKACHU

Stranger: I HAVE YOU NOW!

Stranger: FLY HIGH CHARZARD

Stranger: MEGGA Ram!

You: PIKACHIU IS DEAD

Stranger: AS THE DUST Commences TO Lodge

You: THIS IS NOT OVER

Stranger: Comeback CHARZARD

Stranger: GO BLASTOCIS

You: USE TACKLE ATTACK

Stranger: BLASTOICS US WATER PUMP

You: IT’S SUPER AFFECTIVE.

You: USE BITE ATTACK CUBONE’

Stranger: (GET OFF)

Stranger: BLASTOICS USE SPINING SHELL

You: CUBONE BLACKED OUT

Stranger: THANKS YOU THANK YOU

You: YOU ARE TRULY AWESOME

Stranger: JOGGING UP TO THE OTHER TRAINER

Stranger: YOU NOT BAD YOURSELF

You: I WILL BE BACK

Stranger: GOOD LUCK TRAINNING

You: WITH BETTER POKEMANS

Stranger: ILL BE READY

Stranger: AND WAITING

You: NEXT TIME I WILL NOT LOSE

  • Kaiba
  • Aug Two, nine at 1:55am
  • 7

Stranger: I want to *bleep*in die thats whats up

You: Does that mean you’ll send me all of your money and valuable possessions?

You: Eyeing as you won’t be needing them

You: cause you’ll be dead

Stranger: i dont have anything now

You: you seem to have a computer

Stranger: this my brother’s

You: send it over

Stranger: his *bleep*in14 and has a computer

You: SEND IT OVER

Stranger: i am seventeen and don’t even have a phone

You: SEND ME THE *bleep*ING COMPUTER NAO

Stranger: what your address i earnestly will cus i hate the lil bastard

You: You’ll do it?

Stranger: ya it actully a laptop a hp

You: What else does he have?

Stranger: want the charger too

You: How about that phone?

You: Send that too

Stranger: he has a psp

Stranger: no phone

You: I already have a psp and an hp laptop

Stranger: psp, a ds, and like maybe two hundred dollers

You: sell that junk and send it

You: send me the money

Stranger: no he got like four hundred fifty now cus yesterday was his b-day

Stranger: and everybody loves him

You: Is his name Raymond?

You: Are you Robert?

Stranger: no 0.o who they

You: Everybody Loves Raymond

You: therefore your brother must be Raymond

Stranger: 0.o his name is james and mine is cody

You: PO Box one million seven hundred sixty two thousand thirty five by the way

Stranger: did you want the computer?

You: What does "sell the junk" mean to you?

Stranger: you indeed think i can sell it take the money send it to you then kill my self?

Stranger: i not superman

You: I had no idea

You: normal people can do it to

You: it’s called ebay

Stranger: listen you want the four hundred fifty or not?

You: wtf? Are you paying attention or what?

You: I WANT MORE THAN 450

You: THAT’S WHY I TOLD YOU TO SELL YOUR BROTHER’S SHIT

Stranger: dude you are pathtic attempting to make me sell his sell, send you cash, then kill myself, and your not even being nice about it. ROT IN HELL YOU STINGY MOTHER*bleep*ER

Your conversational fucking partner has disconnected.

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