Pick up lines, MTV UK
Submitted by Lindsay Foley on Wed, 01/Legitimate/2017 – 12:44
There’s nothing worse than matching with someone on Tinder who is so damn attractive that you have no bloody clue how to commence a conversation with them, is there?
Fortunately there is a way out and it comes in the form of a attempted and tested talk up line that’s potentially going to get you right in there.
Either way, you’re not gonna know until you give it a go so check out these for a little bit of flirting inspo below.
1. One for the person who looks like they like a bad female/boy.
"I have scars, tattoos and make a mean cheese toastie."
Two. One to demonstrate off your dangerous side.
"I’d like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could munch off before my peanut allergy killed me."
Three. One for the Geordie Shore fans.
"Your natural beauty radiates from my iPhone. I instantly acquired a sunburn from the warm and heavenly glow. Brb applying aloe vera."
Four. One for the foodies.
"Do you like Mexican food because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-ritto. "
Five. One for the long-distance tinder love.
"81km away, holy shit! Can you breathe up there? Do you have a parachute?? CAN YOU BRING ME MOON ROCKS. "
6. One for the person who’s profile pic is them and some form of pet.
"You’re so adorable that you make a baby deer look like a pile of shit."
7. The one to save the awkward situation you instigated after a few drinks the night before.
"*Truck. My friend’s selling his Ford F150 and I’m attempting to advertise it for him."
"Sorry if you dreamed to f***. I indeed am just attempting to help my friend sell his car. On Tinder."
8. One that involves bonding over your collective interests – or lack of them.
"I want this to work inbetween us but our only similar interest is Kim K. Where do we go from here. "
9. The ultimate date invitation.
"Want to eat cookie dough together sometime?"
Ten. The old faithful.
"[flower emojis] Here, I brought you flowers."
11. The funny if slightly scary opener.
"A MATCH, I NEVER GET MATCHES, HOW ARE YOU, WHERE ARE YOU FROM, DO YOU HAVE A Gf, I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS, I’VE ALREADY TOLD MY PARENTS, I WANT YOU TO MEET THEM THIS WEEKEND."
12. The cheesy but kind of adorable option.
"Here is some sunshine so you can grow into a magical little plant in the springtime with flowers and everybody will love your flowers. Except for my neighbour Frank because he’s a dick and hates flowers. I will protect you from Frank."
13. The plain and poetic opener.
"Do you believe in love at very first swipe"
14. One to kick off the flirting.
"Best smile on Tinder. You must use Crest."
15. And if all else fails, the one that can only ever succeed.
"Dang female, you look tastier than a ideal glazed toaster strudel."
Because who doesn’t like delicious pastries? No one we wanna date, that’s for sure.
Now how about watching a movie of guys and ladies attempting to guess what weird lovemaking fucktoys are for? Ok then.
11 Fairly Rude Festive Talk Up Lines You Very likely Shouldn't Use This Christmas
Submitted by Lindsay Foley on Wed, 12/07/2016 – 09:39
'How about we make this night a not-so-silent night?'
There’s nothing Twitter likes more than a rude trend, so when #HolidayPickUpLines embarked trending this week, it was absolutely no surprise to see things quickly descend into a big pile of filth.
Festive filth, but filth no less.
But if you fancy a chuckle or have no shame when it comes to attempting your luck, here’s a few of our faves.
1. The ‘awww’ one
Is your dad Santa cuz gurl you are a bliss #HolidayPickUpLines