50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

Because most of these words are dumb so we should have joy with them.

1. Can you assist me with this injection order?
2. I make petite cubicles joy.
3. I would be blessed to be your human resource.
4. You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
5. I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
6. Are you interested in managing my account?
7. I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
8. Can you help me figure out my operating system?
9. Where else can you employ that analytical capability?
10. Hard cover briefcases are so much better.
11. Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
12. My account is totally receivable.
13. Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more convenient.
14. I can tell you’re a team player.
15. If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
16. I don’t believe in automation, I am all mitts on.
17. Your customer interface is epic.
18. I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
19. Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just glad to see me?
20. You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.
21. Let’s give you a abilities analysis.
22. Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?
23. I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
24. You’ve been running through my invoices all night.
25. I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.
26. I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
27. Can I see the inwards of your cubicle?
28. Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
29. Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
30. Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.
31. Enterprise this.
32. Want to play a little document distribution de-robe poker?
33. All this corporate providing is getting me hot under the collar-you?
34. There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.
35. All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.
36. Let’s do this, but in real time.
37. Your methodology is so slick and deliberate.
38. Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
39. The best part of this acquisition is you.
40. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the best…for real, it’s hot.
41. Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.
42. Should we debrief?
43. Spectacle evaluations are my beloved day of the year.
44. I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
45. Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?
46. Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?
47. Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!
48. You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.
49. You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.
50. The very first time I spotted you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

Because most of these words are dumb so we should have joy with them.

1. Can you assist me with this injection order?
2. I make petite cubicles joy.
3. I would be blessed to be your human resource.
4. You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
5. I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
6. Are you interested in managing my account?
7. I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
8. Can you help me figure out my operating system?
9. Where else can you employ that analytical capability?
10. Hard cover briefcases are so much better.
11. Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
12. My account is totally receivable.
13. Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfy.
14. I can tell you’re a team player.
15. If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
16. I don’t believe in automation, I am all mitts on.
17. Your customer interface is outstanding.
18. I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
19. Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just blessed to see me?
20. You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.
21. Let’s give you a abilities analysis.
22. Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?
23. I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
24. You’ve been running through my invoices all night.
25. I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.
26. I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
27. Can I see the inwards of your cubicle?
28. Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
29. Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
30. Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.
31. Enterprise this.
32. Want to play a little document distribution unclothe poker?
33. All this corporate providing is getting me hot under the collar-you?
34. There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.
35. All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.
36. Let’s do this, but in real time.
37. Your methodology is so sleek and deliberate.
38. Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
39. The best part of this acquisition is you.
40. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the best…for real, it’s hot.
41. Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.
42. Should we debrief?
43. Spectacle evaluations are my dearest day of the year.
44. I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
45. Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?
46. Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?
47. Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!
48. You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.
49. You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.
50. The very first time I eyed you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

Because most of these words are dumb so we should have joy with them.

1. Can you assist me with this injection order?
2. I make petite cubicles joy.
3. I would be glad to be your human resource.
4. You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
5. I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
6. Are you interested in managing my account?
7. I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
8. Can you help me figure out my operating system?
9. Where else can you employ that analytical capability?
10. Hard cover briefcases are so much better.
11. Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
12. My account is totally receivable.
13. Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfy.
14. I can tell you’re a team player.
15. If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
16. I don’t believe in automation, I am all forearms on.
17. Your customer interface is incredible.
18. I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
19. Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just glad to see me?
20. You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.
21. Let’s give you a abilities analysis.
22. Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?
23. I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
24. You’ve been running through my invoices all night.
25. I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.
26. I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
27. Can I see the inwards of your cubicle?
28. Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
29. Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
30. Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.
31. Enterprise this.
32. Want to play a little document distribution de-robe poker?
33. All this corporate providing is getting me hot under the collar-you?
34. There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.
35. All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.
36. Let’s do this, but in real time.
37. Your methodology is so sleek and deliberate.
38. Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
39. The best part of this acquisition is you.
40. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the greatest…for real, it’s hot.
41. Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.
42. Should we debrief?
43. Spectacle evaluations are my beloved day of the year.
44. I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
45. Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?
46. Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?
47. Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!
48. You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.
49. You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.
50. The very first time I eyed you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

Because most of these words are dumb so we should have joy with them.

1. Can you assist me with this injection order?
2. I make puny cubicles joy.
3. I would be glad to be your human resource.
4. You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
5. I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
6. Are you interested in managing my account?
7. I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
8. Can you help me figure out my operating system?
9. Where else can you employ that analytical capability?
10. Hard cover briefcases are so much better.
11. Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
12. My account is totally receivable.
13. Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfy.
14. I can tell you’re a team player.
15. If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
16. I don’t believe in automation, I am all mitts on.
17. Your customer interface is awesome.
18. I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
19. Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just blessed to see me?
20. You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.
21. Let’s give you a abilities analysis.
22. Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?
23. I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
24. You’ve been running through my invoices all night.
25. I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.
26. I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
27. Can I see the inwards of your cubicle?
28. Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
29. Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
30. Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.
31. Enterprise this.
32. Want to play a little document distribution unclothe poker?
33. All this corporate providing is getting me hot under the collar-you?
34. There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.
35. All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.
36. Let’s do this, but in real time.
37. Your methodology is so slick and deliberate.
38. Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
39. The best part of this acquisition is you.
40. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the best…for real, it’s hot.
41. Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.
42. Should we debrief?
43. Spectacle evaluations are my dearest day of the year.
44. I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
45. Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?
46. Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?
47. Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!
48. You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.
49. You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.
50. The very first time I witnessed you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

Because most of these words are dumb so we should have joy with them.

1. Can you assist me with this injection order?
2. I make puny cubicles joy.
3. I would be glad to be your human resource.
4. You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
5. I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
6. Are you interested in managing my account?
7. I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
8. Can you help me figure out my operating system?
9. Where else can you employ that analytical capability?
10. Hard cover briefcases are so much better.
11. Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
12. My account is totally receivable.
13. Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfy.
14. I can tell you’re a team player.
15. If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
16. I don’t believe in automation, I am all mitts on.
17. Your customer interface is extraordinaire.
18. I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
19. Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just glad to see me?
20. You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.
21. Let’s give you a abilities analysis.
22. Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?
23. I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
24. You’ve been running through my invoices all night.
25. I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.
26. I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
27. Can I see the inwards of your cubicle?
28. Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
29. Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
30. Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.
31. Enterprise this.
32. Want to play a little document distribution unclothe poker?
33. All this corporate providing is getting me hot under the collar-you?
34. There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.
35. All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.
36. Let’s do this, but in real time.
37. Your methodology is so slick and deliberate.
38. Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
39. The best part of this acquisition is you.
40. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the best…for real, it’s hot.
41. Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.
42. Should we debrief?
43. Spectacle evaluations are my dearest day of the year.
44. I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
45. Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?
46. Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?
47. Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!
48. You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.
49. You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.
50. The very first time I eyed you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

50 Pick Up Lines for the Corporate World

Because most of these words are dumb so we should have joy with them.

1. Can you assist me with this injection order?
2. I make petite cubicles joy.
3. I would be glad to be your human resource.
4. You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.
5. I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
6. Are you interested in managing my account?
7. I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.
8. Can you help me figure out my operating system?
9. Where else can you employ that analytical capability?
10. Hard cover briefcases are so much better.
11. Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
12. My account is totally receivable.
13. Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfy.
14. I can tell you’re a team player.
15. If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
16. I don’t believe in automation, I am all arms on.
17. Your customer interface is amazing.
18. I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.
19. Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just blessed to see me?
20. You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.
21. Let’s give you a abilities analysis.
22. Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?
23. I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.
24. You’ve been running through my invoices all night.
25. I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.
26. I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
27. Can I see the inwards of your cubicle?
28. Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
29. Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
30. Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.
31. Enterprise this.
32. Want to play a little document distribution undress poker?
33. All this corporate providing is getting me hot under the collar-you?
34. There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.
35. All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.
36. Let’s do this, but in real time.
37. Your methodology is so slick and deliberate.
38. Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
39. The best part of this acquisition is you.
40. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the greatest…for real, it’s hot.
41. Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.
42. Should we debrief?
43. Spectacle evaluations are my dearest day of the year.
44. I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
45. Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?
46. Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?
47. Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!
48. You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.
49. You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.
50. The very first time I eyed you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

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