50 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Undoubtedly Make Your Crush Smile, Thought Catalog
50 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Undoubtedly Make Your Crush Smile
1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else vanishes!
Two. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Trio. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next gf/beau.
Four. Do you know what my T-shirt is made of? Beau/gf material?
Five. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well evidently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you certainly turned me on.
7. Are you religious? Because you’re the reaction to all my prayers.
8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
9. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Ten. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
11. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
12. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
13. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
15. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
16. There’s only one thing I want to switch about you, and that’s your last name.
17. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Legal. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
Nineteen. Do you believe in love at very first look or should I pass by again?
20. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
21. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
22. Smooch me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
23. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m adorable. Together we’d be Pretty Lovely.
24. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
25. Can I go after you home? Cause my parents always told me to go after my wishes.
26. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
27. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
28. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
29. I may not be a genie, but I can make your fantasies come true.
30. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
31. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
32. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please commence.
33. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
34. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the starlets from the sky and put them in your eyes.
35. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
36. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
37. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
38. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
39. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my gam falling for you.
40. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
41. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
42. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
43. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and see what I can do with it.
44. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
45. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
46. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
47. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
48. My pals bet me that I wouldn’t be able to commence a conversation with the best person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
49. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
50. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Rania Naim
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